12. Learn to dance well.

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11. When you forgive, you put your relationships before your own hurt feelings.

10. Be athletic somehow (son: your father would prefer football; I do not care).

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9. Unless you are performing, never be the loudest in a room.

8. Don't speak ill of anything with which you are not personally acquainted, and then, only to very close friends.

7. Surround yourself with people you are proud to be around.

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6. Literature is your biggest ally, right after your daddy.

5. Old movies are good for the soul.

4. Keep gossip to a minimal.

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3. You know less than you think you know. Forever. Act accordingly.

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